I'm your girl
I know I’m winning cause the boys are screaming
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The Slim Shady LP
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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Airing Station - Fox
Airing Date - November 24, 2007
Episode - #1308
Cast -
Nicole Parker - Hillary Clinton
Keegan-Michael Key - Barack Obama
Obama: Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I’m a black democrat, no I ain’t no punk, Hillary’s a hot mama. She’s got her eyes on the prize, and I’m talking ’bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary: I’m in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange? Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He’s my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we’re both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one’s stiffer in the sack. I can’t lie - that’s why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.
Obama: Girl you’re making me really hot, I’m gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I’ll make you my VP.
Obama: Gonna put my lovin’ on ya.
Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!
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Here you can see and hear the song from Weird Al Yankovic called The Saga Begins which is a parody to the song from the song American Pie. Lyrics are about the Star Wars. This is actually one of my favorite songs.
Enjoy…. if you can :) .
I want to thank: :)
Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager [1]
Amanda Baggs One of her YouTube videos caught the attention of CNN [2]
Amber Lee Ettinger a.k.a. Obama Girl from I Got a Crush… on Obama [3]
Andy McKee [4]
Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox Stars of Smosh, #1 most subscribed comedian on YouTube [5]
Ben Going a.k.a. boh3m3 [6]
Brandon Hardesty a.k.a. ArtieTSMITW [7]
Brooke Brodack a.k.a. Brookers [8]
Bryony Matthewman a.k.a. Paperlilies [9]
Caitlin Hill a.k.a. TheHill88 [10]
Chan Yuet Tung a.k.a. the Bus Uncle [11][12]
Charlie McDonnell a.k.a. charlieissocoollike [13]
Chaz a.k.a. Magicalchazwick [14]
Chiren Boumaaza a.k.a. Athene, “Best Paladin in the World”, world record holder for powerleveling in World of Warcraft [15] [16][17]
Chris Crocker Most notable for Leave Britney Alone! [18]
Christine Gambito a.k.a. HappySlip [19]
Cory Williams a.k.a. Mr. Safety from SMP Films, organizer of the “As One” YouTube gathering [20][21][22]
Daxflame [23]
Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols Creators of Ask a Ninja [24]
Emmalina [25]
Esmée Denters a.k.a. esmeedenters [26]
Huang Yi Xin Back Dormitory Boys [27]
Jackson Davis from lonelygirl15 [28]
James Kotecki a.k.a. EmergencyCheese [29]
James Provan a.k.a. GiR2007, creator of Pancakes! [30][31]
James Rolfe a.k.a. the Angry Video Game Nerd [32][33]
Jay Maynard a.k.a. the “Tron guy” [34][35]
Jeong-Hyun Lim a.k.a. Funtwo [36]
Jessica Rose from lonelygirl15 [37]
Joe Bereta and Luke Barats Creators of Barats and Bereta [38]
John and Hank Green of Brotherhood 2.0 [39]
Juan Mann of the Free Hugs Campaign [40]
Kevin Nalty a.k.a. “Nalts” [41]
Lasse Gjertsen a.k.a. Lassegg [42]
Lauren Luke a.k.a. panacea81 [43]
Liam Kyle Sullivan Best known for Shoes and Muffins
Lisa Donovan a.k.a. LisaNova and LonesomeRhodes1 [44]
Lital Mizel and Adi Frimerman performers in “Hey!” clip [45]
MadV Video illusionist. Community projects “One World”, and “The Humans Project” [46]
Marié Digby a.k.a. mariedigby [47]
Marina Orlova a.k.a. HotForWords [48]
Matthew Lush a.k.a. GayGod [49]
Matt Sloan of Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager [1]
Melody Oliveria a.k.a. bowiechick [50]
Mia Rose a.k.a. miaarose [51]
Michael Buckley of What the Buck?! [52]
Neil Cicierega created “Potter Puppet Pals”, a harry potter spoof series winning YouTube awards and getting 50 Million views.
Noah Kalina Notable for his video Noah takes a photo of himself every day for 6 years [53]
Pat Condell Comedian, antitheist [54]
Paul Robinett a.k.a. renetto [6]
Peter Oakley a.k.a. geriatric1927 [55]
Richard Stern a.k.a. rickyste, a.k.a. “Lazydork” [56]
Stevie Ryan a.k.a. littleloca, TheRealParis, Ooolalaa, and stevieryan [57]
Taryn Southern a.k.a ‘Hott4Hill’, Hillary Clinton campaign video. [58]
Tay Zonday Most notable for Chocolate Rain [59]
Terra Naomi a.k.a. terranaomi [60]
Tom Dickson star of Will It Blend? [61][62]
Tony Huynh a.k.a. thewinekone
Ask a Ninja — Popular podcast featuring a ninja who answers viewers questions.[5][60]
Boom goes the dynamite — Brian Collins, a nervous sports anchor, fumbles highlights, concluding with this infamous catch phrase.[5][61]
Chocolate Rain — by Tay Zonday, noted for his unusually deep voice.[5][62]
Coke and Mentos — Geysers of carbonated drink mixed with Mentos.[5][63]
Don’t Tase Me, Bro! — an incident at a campus talk by Senator John Kerry.[64]
Evolution of Dance — Judson Laipply performs a medley of dances. This is the most-viewed video on Youtube.[65]
Impossible Is Nothing — An ambitious video resume by Yale student Aleksey Vayner.[66]
“Ken Lee” - badly garbled song by Bulgarian Music Idol hopeful, Valentina Hasan.[67][68]
Kersal Massive — Three children whose demo was widely parodied.[69]
The Last Lecture — a dying professor delivers an upbeat lecture on Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams.[70]
Little Superstar — a video of Thavakalai, a short Indian actor, break-dancing to MC Miker G & DJ Sven’s remix of the Madonna song Holiday, in a clip from a 1990 Tamil movie Adhisaya Piravi, featuring actor Rajnikanth.[71][72]
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex — Used in advertising then reached the top of YouTube’s most watched list, due perhaps to a hack.
Numa Numa — Gary Brolsma lip-syncs the Romanian song “Dragostea din tei” by O-Zone.[5][73]
Rickroll — A bait and switch link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.
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Role Model- Eminem- Curtain Call: The Hits
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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I love this video. I have to say! Its about a girl, writing a letter to the one she loves but doesn’thave enough courage to do it the first time. She doesn’t mail the letter to him for a week.. then she finds the inner strength to finally get up the guts and do it. She feels very good after, and there might be a sequal? I dunno I need a male actor first hahahaha.
Anyway watch it :) its one of my bests..
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Views:
64
Video ID:
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Rating:
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Ratings:
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Category:
Music
Artist: Eminem
Album: The Slim Shady LP
Year: 1999
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop
Lyrics:
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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50
Video ID:
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Rating:
4
Ratings:
3
Category:
News & Politics
Another loser exposes men having fun this is a disgrace this geek would tell your Wife/Girlfriend how many lap dances you got at a strip joint. This is the weakening of America’s men.
This is why a geek like Obama is doing good men are becoming feminine
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Video ID:
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Rating:
5
Ratings:
3
Category:
Comedy
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Category: Entertainment
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5d0Xh6Q4yGU
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A Wierd Vid Eminem Did, Now Here LYRICS:
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
Views:
5,090
Video ID:
TruAbrIoD_g
Rating:
4.5
Ratings:
18
Category:
News & Politics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TruAbrIoD_g
Patriotic video showing the times and struggles that we are living in, however as Americans, we have in the past pulled through during the difficult times. So we have hope in our tomorrow, and Barack Obama is the voice of that future. Speech given at University of Maryland, College Park Campus.
“Something’s Gotta Change” Featuring Barack Obama and RefleXions
Written by Rodney A Johnson & RefleXions
Available for purchase August 19th 2008
Directed,Shot & Edited by R. Thierry
© 2008 RefleXions,LLC.
RefleXions Members:
Wayde
Crews
Ariane
Shanna
Rod
Special Thanks to Senator Barack Obama(your Support),Chip Dizard(Footage), R. Thierry(Director), Wendy Bryant(Makeup) and our families.
Contact info AT reflexionsmusic.com for more info
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Rating:
5
Ratings:
4
Category:
Music
Role Model- Eminem- The Slim Shady LP
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
Views:
3,289
Video ID:
2LD55k7y6oM
Rating:
3.5
Ratings:
3
Category:
Music
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Call your dogs, what’s a dog to a grizzly bear?
Cookie cutter suckers are as sweet as éclairs
I spit raw, well done, and eat ‘em medium rare
Shady motherfuckers wanna steal my glare
This shine is mine, so polished and prepared
To blind your bitch ass…try and stop me if you dare
You say I spit trash? Oh really? Contraire
Monfrare, haters callin’ out “no fair”
Said I couldn’t do it, well, I’m doin’ it…so there
Beware of the beast who smells fear when you’re scared
If you do not feel me, you are hearing impaired
Makin’ ladies’ swimwear disappear in thin air
Got your boo shoutin’ “woo”…I call her Ric Flair
That is just my Nature Boy, got a girl? I’ll take her, boy
Hit it till it ache, man like my name was Troy
I’m a schoolyard bully; watch what you sayin’ boy
I will take your lunch money and break your toys
I ain’t playin’ boy; this is not a game
Sorry, but if you take the Risk, you are insane
Get a Clue, Voss does what you can never do
Nobody is stoppin’ me; hip-hop is my Monopoly
One of the best, not possibly or probably
In a battle I’m Castro…no equality
Diggin’ in they ass, sorta like a colonoscopy
No homo, flow so irresponsibly
My apologies; I cannot control it, pardon me
Got rhyming tourette’s; a sure bet you shouldn’t start with me
And if these lines are far from true
May God strike me down with a lightning bolt or two
Guess He blessed the kid like “achoo”
So you cannot see me…Mister Magoo
Listen my dude, you got the blurriest vision
Guilty of being illy, that’s the jury’s decision
Got creative juices flowin’, like a jheri curl I’m drippin’
Instrumentals are defenseless to the murder I’m committin’
I’m so damn sick, get a surgeon or physician
So motherfuckin’ sick that they ain’t heard of my condition
You ain’t heard it, you ain’t listenin’ to how perfectly I’m spittin’?
Wow…how much syrup you been sippin’?
My enemies ain’t worthy of a mention
If envy is a crime, they eternally in prison
First, they wanna diss ‘em, then they nervous and they twitchin’
Chickens, yellower than Simpsons, I be servin’ ‘em like kitchens
Picture Voss writin’ a verse that isn’t hittin’
It’s as likely as Farrakhan convertin’ to a Christian
I am the most underrated person that is livin’
It’s really that simple like learnin’ some addition
If you say I ain’t nice you certainly are kiddin’
Because otherwise, that is perjury like Clinton
I’m talkin’ ’bout Bill, not Hillary
But take a tip from her now and dip out willingly
Listen, G; you could pen ya shit in HIV-
-positive blood and you still not ill as me
This is my soliloquy, not your vagina monologue
Stop it, dog; this here mic is for Voss to hog
Y’all caught the fog, fuck the vapors
Fuck the paper, if your mind ain’t rich, you’re nothin’, player
See, I may not be a millionaire
But man, y’all ain’t wise to the gifts that I bear
Try to test Voss, you will fail, I swear
Raw dope, from my toe nails to my hair
I’m ill…
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Barack Obama: Uh-huh uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh. Yo, my girl Hillary former First Lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo, Barack Obama! I’m a black democrat, no I ain’t no punk, Hillary’s a hot mama. She’s got her eyes on the prize and I’m talkin’ bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary Clinton: I’m in the front, but what I want…is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica playin’ like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I want to get some strange? Yes I am a firm believer in some hardcore jungle fever. He’s my boy I am his girl. Hells yeah, we’re both down with the swirl. We may have differed on Iraq, but noone’s stiffer in the sack. I can’t lie I that’s why I wanna be under Barack Obama, Bama, Bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, Bama, Bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ay. The poles have me in the lead, but your pole’s the only one I need.
Barack Obama: Girl you’re making me really hot. I’m gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary Clinton: Pour your chocolate rain on me, and I’ll make you my VP.
Barack Obama: Gonna put my lovin’ on ya.
Hillary Clinton: I wanna be under Barack Obama, Bama, Bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, Bama, Bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ay.
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He’s the man! Now it’s time to tell your mama and the whole wide world! Let’s celebrate Barack Obama with some original old school funk. This is the ultimate Obama dance party video for Election08! Hit me One time!
Music and video by Doug Plavin.
With help from:
Joe Lada: Videography
Chris Devine: Violin
Bob “Baby” deYoung: Drums
www.hatonthedog.com
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Lyrics:
OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts
Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with
I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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